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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:19

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

HELLO

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.

Have you ever accidentally found out that you were about to be fired?

{RING} {RING}

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Sure no problem officer.

After a few moments he returns.

Who is the beast of Revelation 13?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?